ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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