Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
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You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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