My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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