No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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