i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
im on a boat
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