He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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