That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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