Well douche your snatch and let's go!
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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