Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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