i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My friends, they love my intelligence
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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