This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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