Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I love you.
Bad choice
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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