I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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