'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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