love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
