weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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