question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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