we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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