we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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