why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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