I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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