im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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