After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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