I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I did not marry a roomba.
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