it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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