I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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