well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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