why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just want nice things and good sex
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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