im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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