4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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