this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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