she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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