like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I have post one night stand depression
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