one two three fourrrrnication!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
