The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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