my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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