if i died would you start the facebook group?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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