Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
