One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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