The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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