I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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