"it" just moved
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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