have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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