Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
the raccoons are back...
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