Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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