I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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