And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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