it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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