I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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