I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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