can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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