you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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