just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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