She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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