you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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