Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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