your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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